I do wear wigs. ... I sometimes make the joke about me standing on a hilltop with my hair blowing in the wind - and me too proud to run after it.

Now I usually try not to give advice. Information, yes, advice, no. But, what has worked for me may not work for you. Well, take for instance what has worked for me. Wigs. Tight clothes. Push up bras.

'9 to 5 the Musical' is perfect for anyone that's ever wanted to string up their boss, which is almost all of us.

I've always wanted to be a star. I've always wanted money and wanted to travel. So I knew there was a price to pay for that.

[On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips.

My nails are my rhythm section when I'm writing a song all alone. Some day, I may cut an album, just me and my nails.

[On why she doesn't exercise:] If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes.