I love to make things happen, I love to see things happen, I love to be a part of things that are happening.
My first phone was two tin cans tied together with string, and it worked pretty good.
If I hadn't been a woman, I'd have been a drag queen
There's nothing like white trash at the White House.
My grandfather was a Pentecostal preacher. It was a sin to even pluck your eyebrows, and they thought it was a sin for me to be there looking like Jezebel.
The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.