If there's something you know and there's something you feel, but you can't quite express it, you will hear it somewhere. And you don't have to worry, because someone will get it sung out.

I did not, thank the Lord, have to have a hysterectomy.

I listen to my old records and I think, 'How did I ever get on the radio?'

I'll be like Bob Hope, touring when I'm 100.

Storms make trees take deeper roots.

The hardest exercise for most of us fat people is that one where we push our chairback from the dinner table.

Wondering if God loves us when we're cheating? Oh, but why he lets us feel things, if it's wrong.