Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.
Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.
I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much