I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.

I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even forgotten my wife's name on occasion.

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.

I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

I am very excited to be the head women's basketball coach at Beloit College, ... This is a great opportunity for me. I am looking forward to putting my stamp on the program. I am confident that I can and will be successful here.

I like getting married, but I don't like being married.