I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.

Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.

I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much

Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all.

I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of the Church. It wasn't until we were divorced that we became good Catholics again.

I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.