The more I know, the less I understand

I'm not easy to live with and I know that it's true. However, you're no picnic either, babe, and that's one of the things I liked about you.

I think my first instrument was a ukulele that they gave me. I used to know how to play that pretty well.

The government bugged the men's room in the local disco lounge.

I try to write conversationally; I try to write like people speak and put the emphasis on the right syllable.

I am an expert witness because I say I am.

I'm fortunate that I've been in this business long enough that I've earned the right to be left alone by my record company.