I'm in a unique position - I can do what I want.
I'm Howard Stern with a vocabulary. I'm the man he wishes he could be.
I regret the times I've been mean to people... It's fine to pick on people who can defend themselves and deserve it. Some people don't deserve to be picked on who I picked on, so I don't do it anymore.
I would rather go to Baghdad than go to a professional basketball game.
My goal is to goad people into saying something that ruins their life.
I talk to millions of people every day. I just like it when they can't talk back.