If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind.
Don MarquisMiddle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Don MarquisMany a man spanks his children for things his own father should have spanked out of him.
Don Marquis