I suppose the human race is doing the best it can but hells bells thats only an explanation its not an excuse.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.

I would rather start a family than finish one.

Many a man spanks his children for things his own father should have spanked out of him.

The female of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.

A certain alloy of expediency improves the gold of morality and makes it wear all the longer.

Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see.