When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'
A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
Most of the people living in New York have come here from the far to try to make enough money to go back to the farm
Just as soon as the uplifters get a country reformed it slips into a nose dive.
An old stomach reforms more whiskey drinkers than a new resolve.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.