Life's too damn funny for me to explain.

If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind.

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.

Vibrations are the key to everything. Atoms used to be, but atoms have quite gone out.

fire is beautiful and we know that if we get too close it will kill us but what does that matter it is better to be happy for a moment and be burned up with beauty than to live a long time and be bored all the while

The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we need in public is less quantity and more quality.

A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country.