Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
The female of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.
For him who fain would teach the world The world holds hate in fee- For Socrates, the hemlock cup; For Christ, Gethsemane.
It is a cheering thought to think that God is on the side of the best digestion.
An old stomach reforms more whiskey drinkers than a new resolve.
If a child shows himself incorrigible, he should be decently and quietly beheaded at the age of twelve, lest he grow to maturity, marry, and perpetuate his kind.