An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.

Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.

It wont be long now it wont be long man is making deserts of the earth it wont be long now before man will have used it up so that nothing but ants and centipedes and scorpions can find a living on it.

The trouble with the public is that there is too much of it; what we need in public is less quantity and more quality.

When a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him: 'Whose?'

Between the years of ninety-two and a hundred and two, however, we shall be the ribald, useless, drunken, outcast person we have always wished to be. We shall have a long white beard and long white hair; we shall not walk at all, but recline in a wheel chair and bellow for alcoholic beverages; in the winter we shall sit before the fire with our feet in a bucket of hot water, a decanter of corn whiskey near at hand, and write ribald songs against organized society... We look forward to a disreputable, vigorous, unhonoured, and disorderly old age.

Old godheads sink in space and drown Their arks like foundered galleons sucked down.