A great many people who spend their time mourning over the brevity of life could make it seem longer if they did a little more work.

Happiness is the interval between periods of unhappiness.

If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves.

A certain alloy of expediency improves the gold of morality and makes it wear all the longer.

My heart hath followed all my days Something I cannot name.

personally my ambition is to get my time as a cockroach shortened for good behavior and be promoted to a revenue officer it is not much of a step up but i am humble

Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat