One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.
Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.
Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
Yes, he's got all them different kinds of thoroughbred blood in him, and he's got other kinds you ain't mentioned and that you ain't slick enough to see.