personally my ambition is to get my time as a cockroach shortened for good behavior and be promoted to a revenue officer it is not much of a step up but i am humble

Poetry is what Milton saw when he went blind.

The female of all species are most dangerous when they appear to retreat.

We pay for the mistakes of our ancestors, and it seems only fair that they should leave us the money to pay with.

Between the years of ninety-two and a hundred and two, however, we shall be the ribald, useless, drunken, outcast person we have always wished to be. We shall have a long white beard and long white hair; we shall not walk at all, but recline in a wheel chair and bellow for alcoholic beverages; in the winter we shall sit before the fire with our feet in a bucket of hot water, a decanter of corn whiskey near at hand, and write ribald songs against organized society... We look forward to a disreputable, vigorous, unhonoured, and disorderly old age.

I suppose the human race is doing the best it can but hells bells thats only an explanation its not an excuse.

Many a man spanks his children for things his own father should have spanked out of him.