personally my ambition is to get my time as a cockroach shortened for good behavior and be promoted to a revenue officer it is not much of a step up but i am humble

For him who fain would teach the world The world holds hate in fee- For Socrates, the hemlock cup; For Christ, Gethsemane.

Censors are necessary, increasingly necessary, if America is to avoid having a vital literature.

A demagogue is a person with whom we disagree as to which gang should mismanage the country.

An optimist is the person who has never had any experience at all.

In all systems of theology the devil figures as a male person. Yes, it is women who keep the church going.

There was once a Hindu sage, who sat down on the banks of the Ganges and thought for seventy years about the millennium. Just as he arrived at the solution and was putting it into verse, a mosquito stung him and he forgot it again at once.