personally my ambition is to get my time as a cockroach shortened for good behavior and be promoted to a revenue officer it is not much of a step up but i am humble

Life's too damn funny for me to explain.

I do not see why men sheould be so proud insects have the more ancient lineage according to the scientists insects were insects when man was only a burbling whatisit.

A great many people who spend their time mourning over the brevity of life could make it seem longer if they did a little more work.

Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.

It is a cheering thought to think that God is on the side of the best digestion.

One of the most important things to remember about infant care is: don't change diapers in midstream.