Well, I call myself an actor. I always wanted to be one.

Who picks your clothes - Stevie Wonder?

I take pride in being very unique in what I do. Nobody else can do what I do and I don't mean to say that egotistically, it's just something in my personality.

I don't really tell a joke, I react to situations. The whole thing is just looking at somebody and showing all our weaknesses and exaggerating them, and that's how it becomes funny.

I was nice to the people in the Philippines for the two and a half years I was there, because I knew even­tually I'd have to kiss up to them so my grandchildren could have toys.

Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.

People think being in your seventies means sitting around in a chair with a blanket over your legs, drooling.