Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.

I've never been mean-spirited, in my opinion. I never did anything below the belt.

I've never gambled a dime. Never, in all my years in Vegas.

Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in any chariot.

When I first went to Vegas, there were just high-rollers and gamblers and the wise guys treated you great.

When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket.

To me, the stand up part in my life is great. I know I can do that. When I get an acting chance, I'm really thrilled.