Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.

I always enjoy being full of fun, but I have my serious moments. Some women go for the studious kind of guy, I certainly was not that. If a girl is looking for somebody different and maybe a little more exciting for themselves - someone more on the fun side, I would suggest that they look for a type like Don Rickles.

I always rib people, but nobody ever gives me a hard time. I don't know why. Maybe they're afraid of what I might say. There's probably a lesson in that somewhere, but I don't know what it is.

Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.

Regis Philbin is very successful in his own right. We have a new thing where he have chairs and we sit and talk to each other about my career and his career. It works pretty well if I do say so.

The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island.

Sex is great, but when you get to be my age, you've got to pace it a little bit. Otherwise you get tired.