Smartphones. Who cares? Smartphones. I only have dummy phones.

I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.

Struggling is hard because you never know what's at the end of the tunnel.

I'm not a big one for jokes. I can't tell a joke, believe it or not. If you gave me a thousand bucks and said, "Don, get up at a party and tell a joke," I'm the worst.

Once in a while, when I'm alone, I think about my age. I think, How many more years do I have on this earth? But I can't really conceive of dying. Somehow, in my head, I don't think I'll die. I know that everybody dies, of course. I just think that it'll never come to me. It's crazy, but there it is.

The thing I love about Vegas is that it's a melting pot. It's like working Ellis Island.

We show a lot of film [with Regis Philbin] from my career which is most enjoyable. I enjoy watching it.