I'm very shy so I became very outgoing to protect my shyness.
Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.
I've got an accountant who's been with me forty years. If he makes a mistake, he dies.
Show business is my life. When I was a kid I sold insurance, but nobody laughed.
When I got out of high school, I wanted to be an actor but was getting a lot of rejections. I was getting rejected by life. My mother, God rest her soul, told me not to quit.
Some people say funny things - but I say things funny.