I don't do impressions.

Eddie Fisher married to Elizabeth Taylor is like me trying to wash the Empire State Building with a bar of soap.

I don't feel an obligation to give everyone a hard time, but when they're important people, it's fun.

I've never walked off stage and said, I shouldn't have done that. Because when you do what I do, you're like a fighter. You throw the right hand and say, That's what got me to this dance. You can't have doubt. If you have doubt, there's no show.

I don't really tell a joke per se, I build up an attitude and it becomes a joke.

My father wasn't much for show business. He was an insurance man - very well-liked, very warm. He had a lot of friends.

In the 45 years I've worked in casinos, I dreamed of being honored by an organization like the American Gaming Association, especially since I don't even have a hunting license.