I don't do impressions.

I would describe myself as a guy that's very normal but has the tendency to rib people, but never in a mean-spirited way.

Hell, do I remember the first joke? I was never a jokester.

I have a problem, if the light goes on on TV and it blinks midnight, I don't know how to fix it.

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

What I do is, I make fun of people and I make fun of myself and things around us and exaggerate things. And I'm never mean-spirited. See, the word insult means some guy who's a real unkind human being. But I don't do that, because otherwise I wouldn't be headlining all these years, thank god, and all these people showing up to see me.

Who am I to judge is what I say. I'm 90 years old, for crying out loud, and I don't sit in any chariot.