You can tell by the kindness of a dog how a human should be.

Man has done a lot to make himself dangerous and animals get the worst of all of it. But then, man too is an animal.

Johnny Rotten. He's a big fan of mine. I used to see him out in the audience in England and he'd stand up and holler. He's funny. Smart too, and a nice guy. Don't think he's a jerk because he isn't.

There are only forty people in the world and five of them are hamburgers.

If you want to be a different fish, you've got to jump out of the school.

I would say that it's an awfully overrated aspirin and very similar to the old people's Disneyland.

It makes me itch to think of myself as Captain Beefheart. I don't even have a boat.