Careers very rarely are a waste of time; jobs usually are.

I think the best music videos are the ones that have nothing to do with the song. Those are all my favorites.

Yes I'm grown and sexy, and I'm worth the wait. Girls act like I'm the only dude on earth to date.

One thing my dad once said to me, "You either want to be right, or you want to be happy. To be happy, there's gotta be a conversation."

We had a teacher, named Mr. Brown, and he was writing something on the board once - he was writing something on the board, and he farted. And you would have thought kids had seen the face of God. Kids weren't even laughing; they were just sitting there screaming, just screaming. Kids had to get carted out; kids were screaming. Kids had to get carted out, and they were going to the nurses' office. Kids are crying in the hallway. 'Oh, this is our 9/11.' And it was. It was their 9/11 'cause they never thought anything like that could ever happen.

A lot of my sketches came from thoughts, and I always just wanted to act them out.

Girls are supposed to dance. That's why god gave them parts that jiggle.