But I just think I was lucky enough to figure out early on that I wanted to do comedy, so that's what I put all my effort into.

If you're on Twitter, what you're saying is, 'I'm important enough for you to care what I think.'

Careers very rarely are a waste of time; jobs usually are.

You're always allowed to be better.

We're afraid to move on, that's why there's so much nostalgia on the internet... 'cause we don't wanna look forward, that's scary.

If I'm a faggot spell it right, I got way more than two G's

We lay out our lives in a narrative we understand, like a movie, but are you enjoying making it or are you wondering who's watching my movie.