If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they're happy.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
Love is like quicksilver in the hand.
That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
Everybody's got their troubles.
Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.