Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.

I can’t write five words but that I change seven.

This must be a gift book. That is to say a book, which you wouldn't take on any other terms.

Just begin a story with such a phrase as 'I remember Disraeli - poor old Dizz! - once saying to me, in answer to my poke in the eye,' and you will find me and Morpheus off in a corner, necking.

Well, there are always those who cannot distinguish between glitter and glamour . . . the glamour of Isadora Duncan came from her great, torn, bewildered, foolhardy soul.

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.

Go to the Martin Beck Theatre and watch Katherine Hepburn run the gamut of emotions from A to B.