By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this -- One of you is lying.

Sometimes I think I'll give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on a stove and moan all day.

Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Go to the Martin Beck Theatre and watch Katherine Hepburn run the gamut of emotions from A to B.

Men They hail you as their morning star Because you are the way you are. If you return the sentiment, They'll try to make you different; And once they have you, safe and sound, They want to change you all around. Your moods and ways they put a curse on; They'd make of you another person. They cannot let you go your gait; They influence and educate. They'd alter all that they admired. They make me sick, they make me tired.

[At the reception following her remarriage to Alan Campbell:] People who haven't talked to each other in years are on speaking terms again today - including the bride and groom.