Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.
Three be the things I shall never attain: Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.
Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.
Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
I might repeat to myself . . . a list of quotations from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.