The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
[On an actor who'd broken her leg in London:] Oh, how terrible. She must have done it sliding down a barrister.
[Requesting her epitaph to read this way:] Excuse my dust.
tomorrow's gone-we'll have tonight!
The affair between Margot Asquith and Margot Asquith will live as one of the prettiest love stories in all literature.