The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.
Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.
And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.
There was a reason for the cost of those perfectly plain black dresses.
Quick!! Act as if nothing has happened!