If you wear a short enough skirt, the party will come to you.
Art is a form of catharsis.
Ducking for apples -- change one letter and it's the story of my life.
Anthologists are lazy fellows who like to spend a quiet evening at home raiding good books.
The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.