The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don't catch horses going around looking like people, do you?

The ladies men admire, I've heard, Would shudder at a wicked word. Their candle gives a single light, They'd rather stay at home at night. They do not keep awake 'till three, Nor read erotic poetry. They never sanction the impure, Nor recognize an overture. They shrink from powders and from paints... So far I've had no complaints.

It is that word 'hunny,' my darlings, that marks the first place in The House at Pooh Corner at which Tonstant Weader fwowed up.

There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.

I shudder at the thought of men.... I'm due to fall in love again

The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back.