Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
Hollywood money isn't money. It's congealed snow, melts in your hand, and there you are.
All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.
Three highballs, and I think I'm St. Francis of Assisi.
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.
The nowadays ruling that no word is unprintable has, I think, done nothing whatever for beautiful letters. ... Obscenity is too valuable a commodity to chuck around all over the place; it should be taken out of the safe on special occasions only.