What writes worse than a Theodore Dreiser? ... Two Theodore Dreisers.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.

The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back.

I shudder at the thought of men.... I'm due to fall in love again

Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.

And if my heart be scarred and burned, The safer, I, for all I learned.