Love is like quicksilver in the hand.

The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.

Where's the man could ease a heart Like a satin gown?

Anthologists are lazy fellows who like to spend a quiet evening at home raiding good books.

(Scottish Terriers) have all the compactness of a small dog and all the valor of a big one. And they are so exceedingly sturdy that it is proverbial that the only thing fatal to them is being run over by an automobile - in which case the car itself knows it has been in a fight.

The Monte Carlo casino refused to admit me until I was properly dressed so I went and found my stockings, and then came back and lost my shirt.

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.