The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.

Vice is nice, but liquor is quicker.

[After she and Clare Boothe Luce met in a doorway and the latter said, 'Age before beauty':] Pearls before swine.

I never see that prettiest thing- A cherry bough gone white with Spring- But what I think, "How gay 'twould be To hang me from a flowering tree.

Her mind lives tidily, apart from cold and noise and pain. And bolts the door against her heart, out wailing in the rain.

She will never win him, whose words had shown she feared to lose.