The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

You do what you can, and you do it because you should. But all you can do is all you can do.

I might repeat to myself . . . a list of quotations from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.

Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.

He lies below, correct in cypress wood, And entertains the most exclusive worms.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.

[After she and Clare Boothe Luce met in a doorway and the latter said, 'Age before beauty':] Pearls before swine.