The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

There must be a magnificent disregard of your reader, for if he cannot follow you, there is nothing you can do about it.

I was the toast of two continents: Greenland and Australia.

London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful. Always it believes that something good is about to come off, and it must hurry to meet it.

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

(Scottish Terriers) have all the compactness of a small dog and all the valor of a big one. And they are so exceedingly sturdy that it is proverbial that the only thing fatal to them is being run over by an automobile - in which case the car itself knows it has been in a fight.