Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day.
Gratitude - the meanest and most snivelling attribute in the world.
Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.
Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.
Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.