The only useful thing I ever learned in school was that if you spit on your eraser it erased ink.
Love is like quicksilver in the hand.
Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.
This must be a gift book. That is to say a book, which you wouldn't take on any other terms.
I don't mind anything that's written about me, as long as it's not true.
Now that you've got me right down to it, the only thing I didn't like about The Barrets of Wimplole Street was the play.