People Who Do Things exceed my endurance; God, for a man that solicits insurance!
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
The nowadays ruling that no word is unprintable has, I think, done nothing whatever for beautiful letters. ... Obscenity is too valuable a commodity to chuck around all over the place; it should be taken out of the safe on special occasions only.
Scratch a king and find a fool!
If I had any decency, I'd be dead. Most of my friends are.
I know that an author must be brave enough to chop away clinging tentacles of good taste for the sake of a great work. But this is no great work, you see.