Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.

I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.

Summer makes me drowsy. Autumn makes me sing. Winter's pretty lousy, but I hate Spring.

I'm of the glamorous ladies At whose beckoning history shook. But you are a man, and see only my pan, So I stay at home with a book.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

They tire of quiet, that have known the storm

Scratch a lover, and find a foe.