That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.

ridicule may be a shield, but it is not a weapon.

[On hearing that President Coolidge was dead:] How can you tell?

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

But I give you my word, in the entire book there is nothing that cannot be said aloud in mixed company. And there is, also, nothing that makes you a bit the wiser. I wonder--oh, what will you think of me--if those two statements do not verge upon the synonymous.

Now I know the things I know, and I do the things I do; and if you do not like me so, to hell, my love, with you!

I don't mind anything that's written about me, as long as it's not true.