The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
It was written without fear and without research.
Three highballs, and I think I'm St. Francis of Assisi.
Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
Hollywood is the one place on earth where you could die of encouragement.
Money was made, not to command our will, But all our lawful pleasures to fulfill. Shame and woe to us, if we our wealth obey; The horse doth with the horseman away.