[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
The definition of eternity is two people and a ham.
Women and elephants never forget.
The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!
The ones I like are โchequeโ and โenclosed.โ
It's easier to write about those you hate โ just as it's easier to criticize a bad play or a bad book.