If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

The only “ism” Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.

Travel, trouble, music, art, a kiss, a frock, a rhyme -- I never said they feed my heart, but still they pass my time.

Anthologists are lazy fellows who like to spend a quiet evening at home raiding good books.

London is satisfied, Paris is resigned, but New York is always hopeful.

Yet, as only New Yorkers know, if you can get through the twilight, you'll live through the night.

Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.