Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

Where unwilling dies the rose; buds the new another year.

Sure, you make money writing on the coast ... but that money is like so much compressed snow. It goes so fast it melts in your hand.

Authors and actors and artists and such - Never know nothing, and never know much.

The sun's gone dim, and the moon's gone black. For I loved him, and he didn't love back.

It turns out that, at social gatherings, as a source of entertainment, conviviality, and good fun, I rank somewhere between a sprig of parsley and a single ice-skate.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.