Well, there are always those who cannot distinguish between glitter and glamour . . . the glamour of Isadora Duncan came from her great, torn, bewildered, foolhardy soul.

When your bank account is so overdrawn that it is positively photographic, steps must be taken.

[On being told their loquacious, domineering host was 'outspoken':] By whom?

If I had any decency, I'd be dead. Most of my friends are.

[On Katharine Hepburn's stage performance:] She ran the whole gamut of emotions, from A to B.

It costs me never a stab nor squirm / To tread by chance upon a worm. / Aha, my little dear, / I say, Your clan will pay me back one day.

Eternity is a ham and two people.