If I had any decency, I'd be dead. Most of my friends are.

Women and elephants never forget.

What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.

Telegram to a friend who had just become a mother after a prolonged pregnancy: Good work, Mary. We all knew you had it in you.

Of course I talk to myself. I like a good speaker, and I appreciate an intelligent audience.

One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Said of her husband on the day their divorce became final: Oh, don't worry about Alan. . . . Alan will always land on somebody's feet.