The nowadays ruling that no word is unprintable has, I think, done nothing whatever for beautiful letters. ... Obscenity is too valuable a commodity to chuck around all over the place; it should be taken out of the safe on special occasions only.
Dorothy ParkerI like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.
Dorothy ParkerThe Swiss are a neat and an industrious people, none of whom is under seventy-five years of age.
Dorothy Parker