The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
[On the ringing of her doorbell or telephone:] What fresh hell is this?
Oh, life is a glorious cycle of song
Four things I am wiser to know: Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.
People Who Do Things exceed my endurance; God, for a man that solicits insurance!
The sweeter the apple, the blacker the core. Scratch a lover and find a foe!