Eternity is a ham and two people.

If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)

[On an actor who'd broken her leg in London:] Oh, how terrible. She must have done it sliding down a barrister.

Of Orson Welles: It's like meeting God without dying.

[At the reception following her remarriage to Alan Campbell:] People who haven't talked to each other in years are on speaking terms again today - including the bride and groom.

Her big heart did not, as is so sadly often the case, inhabit a big bosom.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.