I like to have a martini/Two at the very most/After three I'm under the table/After four I'm under my host.
Dorothy ParkerShould they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.
Dorothy ParkerHer mind lives tidily, apart from cold and noise and pain. And bolts the door against her heart, out wailing in the rain.
Dorothy ParkerMy love runs by like a day in June, And he makes no friends of sorrows. He'll tread his galloping rigadoon In the pathway of the morrows. He'll live his days where the sunbeams start, Nor could storm or wind uproot him. My own dear love, he is all my heart, -- And I wish somebody'd shoot him.
Dorothy Parker