...as for helping me in the outside world, the Convent taught me only that if you spit on a pencil eraser, it will erase ink.
Dorothy ParkerWhy is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.
Dorothy ParkerI was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.
Dorothy Parker