Accursed from their birth they be Who seek to find monogamy, Pursuing it from bed to bed— I think they would be better dead.

Said after she had been seriously ill: The doctors were very brave about it.

Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.

If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they're happy.

Travel, trouble, music, art, a kiss, a frock, a rhyme -- I never said they feed my heart, but still they pass my time.

She runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.

Where's the man could ease a heart Like a satin gown?