Accursed from their birth they be Who seek to find monogamy, Pursuing it from bed to bed— I think they would be better dead.

I'm of the glamorous ladies At whose beckoning history shook. But you are a man, and see only my pan, So I stay at home with a book.

I like to have a martini/Two at the very most.

I might repeat to myself . . . a list of quotations from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things.

I can’t write five words but that I change seven.

Scratch a king and find a fool!

I wish, I wish I were a poisonous bacterium.