If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

A list of authors who have made themselves most beloved and therefore, most comfortable financially, shows that it is our national joy to mistake for the first-rate, the fecund rate.

Genius can write on the back of old envelopes but mere talent requires the finest stationery available.

All I say is, nobody has any business to go around looking like a horse and behaving as if it were all right. You don't catch horses going around looking like people, do you?

Travel, trouble, music, art, a kiss, a frock, a rhyme -- I never said they feed my heart, but still they pass my time.

Q: What's the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? A: You can't hear an enzyme.

It's not the tragedies that kill us; it's the messes.