If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.

There was a reason for the cost of those perfectly plain black dresses.

Love is like quicksilver in the hand.

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.

It's not the tragedies that kill us; it's the messes.

If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second-greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first-greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they're happy.

I know this will come as a shock to you, Mr. Goldwyn, but in all history, which has held billions and billions of human beings, not a single one ever had a happy ending.