The cleverest woman on earth is the biggest fool on earth with a man.

Scratch a lover, and find a foe.

Just begin a story with such a phrase as 'I remember Disraeli - poor old Dizz! - once saying to me, in answer to my poke in the eye,' and you will find me and Morpheus off in a corner, necking.

At birth the Devil touched my tongue.

[On Katharine Hepburn's stage performance:] She ran the whole gamut of emotions, from A to B.

If wild my breast and sore my pride, I bask in dreams of suicide, If cool my heart and high my head I think 'How lucky are the dead.

I find her anecdotes more efficacious than sheep-counting, rain on a tin roof, or alanol tablets.... you will find me and Morpheus, off in a corner, necking.