Bewildered is the fox who lives to find that grapes beyond reach can be really sour.

This must be a gift book. That is to say a book, which you wouldn't take on any other terms.

A girl's best friend is her mutter.

The House Beautiful is the play lousy.

I don't mind anything that's written about me, as long as it's not true.

I hate almost all rich people, but I think I’d be darling at it.

[From a window in the Writer's Building at MGM, which overlooked a cemetery:] Hello down there. It might interest you to know that up here we are just as dead as you are.