All I need is room enough to lay a hat and a few friends.
Ah, clear they see and true they say That one shall weep, and one shall stray
All I have to be thankful for in this world is that I was sitting down when my garter busted.
Writing is the art of applying the ass to the seat.
The ones I like are ‘cheque’ and ‘enclosed.’
I was always sweet, at first. Oh, it's so easy to be sweet to people before you love them.