[On being told party guests were ducking for apples:] There, but for a typographical error, is the story of my life.
People are more fun than anyone.
There must be a magnificent disregard of your reader, for if he cannot follow you, there is nothing you can do about it.
When you have to apologize, it is well, I suppose, to get the thing over quickly.
Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Every year, back comes Spring, with nasty little birds yapping their fool heads off and the ground all mucked up with plants.