[After she and Clare Boothe Luce met in a doorway and the latter said, 'Age before beauty':] Pearls before swine.

Years are only garments, and you either wear them with style all your life, or else you go dowdy to the grave.

[After she and Clare Boothe Luce met in a doorway and the latter said, 'Age before beauty':] Pearls before swine.

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.

The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.

(Scottish Terriers) have all the compactness of a small dog and all the valor of a big one. And they are so exceedingly sturdy that it is proverbial that the only thing fatal to them is being run over by an automobile - in which case the car itself knows it has been in a fight.

If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)