I don't want to review books any more. It cuts in too much on my reading.
Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
Constant use had not worn ragged the fabric of their friendship.
Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful. So you might as well live.
If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me.