The Swiss are a neat and an industrious people, none of whom is under seventy-five years of age.
Dorothy ParkerSometimes I think I'll give up trying, and just go completely Russian and sit on a stove and moan all day.
Dorothy ParkerWoman wants monogamy; Man delights in novelty. Love is woman's moon and sun; Man has other forms of fun. Woman lives but in her lord; Count to ten, and man is bored. With this the gist and sum of it, What earthly good can come of it?
Dorothy ParkerThose who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.
Dorothy Parker