I can’t write five words but that I change seven.
Three highballs, and I think I'm St. Francis of Assisi.
There is entirely too much charm around, and something must be done to stop it.
The only dependable law of life - everything is always worse than you thought it was going to be.
The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.
A list of authors who have made themselves most beloved and therefore, most comfortable financially, shows that it is our national joy to mistake for the first-rate, the fecund rate.